Meteorite Debris

Joe Biden magically disappears EAP: Thanatos Falls, Arizona. Pastor Robert Vie has enthused his congregation with news of a modern miracle here in 21st century America, the land of the brave and the free. It seems that presidential hopeful has disappeared without a trace. "God has taken up brother Joe into his bosom as he took up Elijah and Elisha, by plucking him up from real life and elevating him up to his father who art in heaven", Robert told his flock. One member of the flock told reporters, "It's good to see God moving in mysterious ways. We don't know quite why God requires Joe's presence at this time. It must be his mammoth brains trust that  God requires of Joe at this time". Another flock member said, "At this time of emergency of something like the 1918 Spanish Flu and the Great Depression all rolled into one, it is good to see that Joe Biden is out of the way and not bringing any influence which could bare on God's plans for hum...

EAP: Southville South Australia. Father Decca Smith of the Southville St Mary's Anglican Church believes that God is revealing himself through the Covid-19 coronavirus and by so doing is teaching his flock all about logarithm and to show us how exponential growth works in concrete ways. He has seized the opportunity afforded by the public health emergency to teach both maths and God's love in the local parish school where he teaches. He came to this conclusion after a parent asked him "What sort of a god would send coronavirus on to good people?" Puzzled and troubled by this question Father Decca prayed all day for answers. He told EAP that the answer came to him late in an evening. He said, "With the blessing of the good lord I realised that the most important we can do for our children is education, but much of what children learn is disconnected from the real world. Maths is one such area in which it is hard for some children to grasp in a concrete way. It...

EAP: Detroit City Saturday. As a result of Democratic candidate Joe Biden renaming God or "the creator" to "the thing" life time devotee and firm believer in a god, Dicky McGeezacs, has taken it upon himself to inform the nation of the change in name of the Christian god. The god was Formerly known in various incarnations as El, Elohim, Jehovah as well as "the creator" among others. Hopeful Presidential candidate, Joe Biden, inadvertently found himself doing the thing's work by announcing the creator's new name as  "the thing" when quoting, and altering, the Declaration of Independence to "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by, you know, 'the thing'". It is speculated that half of of Joe's awareness and consciousness is already on the other side, and with what remains to soon follow. Dicky McGeezacs told EAP that he thought this was an excellent idea and...