EAP. Jesus seen surfing a lava river down to the sea on La Palma Island
EAP: Saturday 2 Oct 2021. As the volcano on the Canary Island of La Palma continues to erupt sending plumes and lava out and attracting natural disaster tourists as hundreds of houses and other buildings are consumed including at least one church reports are emerging of a sighting of Jesus surfing down the side of the volcano and making his way to the sea for a refreshing breath of toxic air down at the seaside. Senora Juanita Lopez told an EAP reporter that at the exact moment that the church tower was being overcome that Jesus was seen to be climbing out of the crater, surfboard in hand. "It's a miracle", she declared. She continued, "He placed the surfboard on a stream of lava followed by his feet and hung 10 all the way down to the sea. He even entered, and emerged from, a lava tunnel. On reaching the sea Jesus yelled out 'I love the smell of hydrochloric acid early in the morning'" Some sceptics like Manuel Perez, known as the island atheist, sugg...