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St Xaviers Holy Church of the Bleeding Cross does blood transfusions

EAP: The breakaway Catholic Church congregation of Saint Xaviers Church of the Bleeding Cross in Dulwich Hill, in the inner suburb of Sydney, has introduced a new service for its congregation. The maverick congregation is well known for giving out small blood drenched crosses from stalls occasionally set up on the main street, Marrickville Road. Father Paul Ryan keeps a coop of chickens for the purpose of providing the needed blood. For its efforts local vegan extremists firebombed the church last November. The church regularly paints a cross on its entrance in blood in recognition of the Exodus event. For its unorthodox practices the Vatican excommunicated the church, its clergy and its entire congregation. Father Paul Ryan is called "A Known Antichrist" by regular Catholics. Father Paul Ryan describes the doctrines of his church as celebrating the blood of Christ. "Blood is a constant theme in throughout the bible. Blood flows freely throughout the bible, from the sa...

Christian woman charged with murder and cannibalism on wedding night

EAP: Patrica Lock (nee Hull) is a devoted Christian and an active member Fritzroy Church of the True Epitonomy of the Returning Lamb Charismatic Congregation or "Fitzpitz" for short. They see themselves as a lighthouse of the good Lord in a stormy sea of darkness. They believe it is the very church in which the Lamb of God will first appear when he returns, just north of Melbourne. Miss Hull had been promoted to assistant pastor after the founder and pastor of the church Bent Crook faced prison for financial irregularities and was relieved of his duties. Miss Hull met and became besotted with Noel Lock, the new pastor who had left another church under cloudy circumstances. Miss Hull took over a Sunday School class of his when Mr Lock failed the police check needed before working with children. The two became close and constant companions. They would embrace each other in fear and comfort when watching nature documentaries explaining the process of evolution. For both Hull a...