EAP: 6 Month Baby Sued for 100 Billion Dollars For Breach of One Billion Year Contract Signed In Previous Life
EAP: Oct 12 2022. Six month old Becky Graham has been sued for 100 billion dollars because of a breach of a 1,000,000,000 year contract. It has been determined that Becky was Larry Cole who died 2 years ago, bonded to a contract for a billion years to work for the naval arm of a cult called Lafayettism. It is reported that the late Larry Cole worked 120 hours a week for 50 cents a week and died aged 30 years from stress and overwork. The suit mentions Xenu as the suing party. When a spokesman, Dave McCribbage, was asked how can they be sure they replied that a new technique has been developed of incorporating an e-metre into a dowsing rod and with this Larry was found to be now Becky Graham. McCribbage stated that since Larry has been reborn as Becky, she has not in 6 months reported for duty as per her contract. "If Becky thought she was going to evade her obligation then she is sadly mistaken. We will chase her to the end of the earth in whatever life he or she is reborn into....