EAP: 6 Month Baby Sued for 100 Billion Dollars For Breach of One Billion Year Contract Signed In Previous Life

EAP: Oct 12 2022. Six month old Becky Graham has been sued for 100 billion dollars because of a breach of a 1,000,000,000 year contract. It has been determined that Becky was Larry Cole who died 2 years ago, bonded to a contract for a billion years to work for the naval arm of a cult called Lafayettism. It is reported that the late Larry Cole worked 120 hours a week for 50 cents a week and died aged 30 years from stress and overwork. 

The suit mentions Xenu as the suing party. When a spokesman, Dave McCribbage, was asked how can they be sure they replied that a new technique has been developed of incorporating an e-metre into a dowsing rod and with this Larry was found to be now Becky Graham. McCribbage stated that since Larry has been reborn as Becky, she has not in 6 months reported for duty as per her contract.

"If Becky thought she was going to evade her obligation then she is sadly mistaken. We will chase her to the end of the earth in whatever life he or she is reborn into."

Becky's parents are dismayed by the suit. "We thought this must be a scam but $100,000,000,000 is just crazy", Becky's father said. "I am not Bezos, Musk or Gates. There isn't any way in hell we can come up with any amount even close to that. It's either deluded or it's a joke. We can not afford that amount and we can not afford to oppose it in a court case."

Meanwhile it has been reported that lawyers for the Lafayette cult have floated the possibility that if the Grahams give up Becky at age 5 to work in service for the naval arm they will drop the demand for so much money and instead settle for all the family's assets plus most of the household income. The Grahams are not happy with this offer either. "It's too much like life time peonage and serfdom", said Mr Graham. "We're not giving our baby to a bunch of whackos and scammers."

The Grahams are considering consulting lawyers.

Evil Atheist Press October 2022.

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alt.atheism #1417 Meteorite Debris 
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An atheist is someone who has no invisible means of support. 

When God acts in accordance with his nature God is 
good and does good. When God acts in ways contrary 
to his nature then he is moving in mysterious ways. 


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