Intro

I am a long time, though frequently absent poster to the alt.atheism newsgroup (http://tinyurl.com/4kcmbx7). I am known in RL as Peter Kelly and my assigned Atheist number is #1417 . I have been posting on and off since 1997. In this blog I will archive some of my more notable posts.

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