Cat Temple Opens in Adelaide
EAP: In the aftermath of the closing down of a cruel Schrodinger Cat experiment which was conducted by the now disgraced Ralph Norman, a doctrinal student, one of the rescued cats, known by the experimenters as Schrodinger 7 or S7 and variously as "Lucky Cat", the "God Cat" or "9 Lives Pussy" by members of the public because she had survived so many experiments in the Schrodinger Apparatus now sits upon a comfortable hand embroided cushion on platform as the centre piece of the recently consecrated temple to her honour. The Schrodinger Apparatus is now on show in the Adelaide Museum of the Macabre.
A sect known as the Adelaide New Age Aquarians organised to adopt Schrodinger 7 as their own believing that to have survived so many quantum events means she is a very old and extremely reincarnated soul and that in caring and revering her people can earn karma credits of their own. The temple is situated in an abandoned church in the suburb of Glenelg. Ms Dawn Sky Phipps, a spokeswoman for the sect said, "It is no accident that this cat has found its way to our time which is a time of zodiacal transition into a new Age of Aquarius and there is much we can learn from feline philosophy".
In their enthronement and installation of Schrodinger 7 she has been dedicated a new name. Instead of Schrodinger 7 or S7 the rescue cat has been named Charlene Ra. "We want to put the Schrodinger business behind us because Schrodinger is so like the last fading Zodiac reality and the world is moving into a new zodiac reality." Charlene Ra is a white female with different coloured eyes and a very calm temperament according to her keepers.
The new temple has been criticised by various fundamentalist churches including Norman's own Hillside Evangelical Witness Church as "satanic devil worship" and as witchcraft. Pastor Rick Ryan of the Silverstone Assembly Church said, "Humans have dominion over all the animals including cats and it is satanic nonsense for these tree hugging dope smoking tattooed tambourine shaking looneys to be prostrating before a witch'es companion. Who will save the children?" In response, Adelaide's fundamentalist community picketed the temple on the weekend blowing horns and banging drums.
Ms Phipps said the demonstrations gave Charlene Ra to give her first instruction by the way she reacted to the demonstration. "Charlene Ra woke up to the raucous, looked around, yawned, stretched and then settle down into a circle on her cushion and resumed her snooze, purring as she went", Ms Phipps said. She continued, "The way to face a world with a high noise to signal ratio the path to a calm mind is not to try to engage with the noise but to still be receptive to signal information.
The temple is has not only attracted demonstrators but also some tourists who are not devout new agers but are curious about the cat whose plight as a Schrodinger experiment survivor stole the heart of the nation. There is a steady stream of curious onlookers dropping by and dropping gold coin donations as they do. Recently Charlene Ra has been suited out with a purple and red velvet coat and matching hat complete with sequins and gold stitching.
"Truly Schrodinger 7 has been reborn as a goddess in our time", Ms Phipps concluded.
***
Evil Atheist Press August 2019
A sect known as the Adelaide New Age Aquarians organised to adopt Schrodinger 7 as their own believing that to have survived so many quantum events means she is a very old and extremely reincarnated soul and that in caring and revering her people can earn karma credits of their own. The temple is situated in an abandoned church in the suburb of Glenelg. Ms Dawn Sky Phipps, a spokeswoman for the sect said, "It is no accident that this cat has found its way to our time which is a time of zodiacal transition into a new Age of Aquarius and there is much we can learn from feline philosophy".
In their enthronement and installation of Schrodinger 7 she has been dedicated a new name. Instead of Schrodinger 7 or S7 the rescue cat has been named Charlene Ra. "We want to put the Schrodinger business behind us because Schrodinger is so like the last fading Zodiac reality and the world is moving into a new zodiac reality." Charlene Ra is a white female with different coloured eyes and a very calm temperament according to her keepers.
The new temple has been criticised by various fundamentalist churches including Norman's own Hillside Evangelical Witness Church as "satanic devil worship" and as witchcraft. Pastor Rick Ryan of the Silverstone Assembly Church said, "Humans have dominion over all the animals including cats and it is satanic nonsense for these tree hugging dope smoking tattooed tambourine shaking looneys to be prostrating before a witch'es companion. Who will save the children?" In response, Adelaide's fundamentalist community picketed the temple on the weekend blowing horns and banging drums.
Ms Phipps said the demonstrations gave Charlene Ra to give her first instruction by the way she reacted to the demonstration. "Charlene Ra woke up to the raucous, looked around, yawned, stretched and then settle down into a circle on her cushion and resumed her snooze, purring as she went", Ms Phipps said. She continued, "The way to face a world with a high noise to signal ratio the path to a calm mind is not to try to engage with the noise but to still be receptive to signal information.
The temple is has not only attracted demonstrators but also some tourists who are not devout new agers but are curious about the cat whose plight as a Schrodinger experiment survivor stole the heart of the nation. There is a steady stream of curious onlookers dropping by and dropping gold coin donations as they do. Recently Charlene Ra has been suited out with a purple and red velvet coat and matching hat complete with sequins and gold stitching.
"Truly Schrodinger 7 has been reborn as a goddess in our time", Ms Phipps concluded.
***
Evil Atheist Press August 2019
Comments
Post a Comment