Trump may appoint his horse to the Supreme Court to replace Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

 EAP: Washington DC, Following death of Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg a close spiritual advisor to the Whitehouse, Gus Cheval, has put forward a name for her replacement on the Supreme  Court, and unusually the name is that of Trump's favourite horse, Mister Brickus. Cheval, an important spiritual advisor to several Republican administrations, told reporters that he sent a message to the Whitehouse to arrange a meeting with the President on a matter of national spiritual importance. Within hours a reply was received and a meeting was scheduled.

Cheval said, "With the death of the Supreme Court Justice it is vital to the life of the nation, and to the glory of God, that our God fearing President, appoint a suitable God fearing Justice to the bench. There has never been a more faithful servant than Mister Brickus and his wisdom is well received. I have never heard a cuss word from Mister Brickus and certainly nothing pro abortion pass through his mouth. This is a critical moment and it is important for us not to allow this nation, God's nation, under the seal of the Almighty to fall to the Satanic forces of atheist liberal evil which are even now, as we speak, banging at the doors of not just the legislative branch but also the judicial branch of our government" 

Trump has indeed confirmed that indeed Mister Brickus has been added to the shortlist of names. Trump also assured all present that the nominee will be female. A reporter from the Daily Scandal interrupted the President at this point; "Mr President, but your horse is called MISTER Brickus." The President replied, "Mister Brickus is just the greatest, the most fantastic judge of character and this is really so important in a judge and all our judges are just the world's best. They are just the world's most fantastic. Just amazing. As to her name, when I brought Mister Brickus I had what I then understood to be 'him' given a medical check over by my vet, a vet who graduated from Trump University, Ramos Lopez, and he is a really fantastic vet, let me tell you, who escaped communist tyranny in Latin America and who overstayed his visa but I was good enough to grant him asylum because that's what America needs, people with great fortitude and a great work ethic and he is really great, just amazing and that is why I granted him asylum and why I allowed allowed him to graduate from my university. Anyway he did not notice that Mister Brickus did not produce emissions of the type described of horses and donkeys in the Old Testament and he assured me that my new favourite great horse was a very healthy virile stallion. And wouldn't you know it. It turns out that SHE was a very healthy mare. But she is great and if I decide, and that will be decide in a matter of day, and if she is chosen she will indeed be a great addition to the bench. She's a great lady, a REALLY great lady. As you know Mister Brickus has her own staff including a 'Groom of the Stool' official and such staff will accompany her to her new position if she is appointed and confirmed."

Other reporters present described the news conference as one of those "Trump moments".

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Evil Atheist Press, September 2020.

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