Meteorite Debris

EAP: Following the near miss of an angel strike a few weeks ago in Adelaide which was reported to authorities by 737 pilot Colin Holloway; many pilots around the world have raised concerns about the threat posed to aviation safety of a potential angel strike. Bird strikes have long been a concern for aviation safety but a recent spate of angel sightings by airline pilots passing through controlled flight paths has many pilots worried and some aviation regulation bodies are looking into the problem. While there has never been a reported angel strike with an aircraft, authorities are nonetheless concerned. Another reported near miss with an angel occurred in Washington DC, an unlikely location for angelic sightings of any sort, as Rick Hopkins and first officer Sally Mills were bringing an A320 airliner into Ronald Reagan Airport. The occasion was of an angel returning after an assignment of setting up a Holy Mother apparition. Having eminence in a higher domain angels are not subjec...

EAP: Dismay and confusion reigned in Adelaide on West Terrace today as a young, newly appointed, impulsive angel called Dexus was visiting the West Terrace Cemetery and tried out an impromptu rehearsal of the day of rapture. He will be one of an army of angels manning cemeteries around the world on the big day, signalling the big resurrection finale of history with the sounding of clarion horns. No one knows the date for that information is contained in a sealed scroll. Excited by the prospect of the rapture and his part in it Dexus blew softly into his horn at a barely audible volume. Suddenly the stones of several nearby graves began shifting. The noise of the stones moving open startled other nearby visitors. About 5 or 6 corpses climbed out of the ground and started walking around. A crowd of people panicked and came running out of the cemetery, even on to the busy roadway. Sargent Geoffrey told EAP that a pile up of 10 vehicles resulted  and that Mrs Eugenie Ford, a cemetery...