Man to allow heathens to walk on his back


Man to allow heathens to walk on his back

EAP: Adelaide based Kurt Jayne is a pious practicing Christian and he wants to emulate the suffering of Jesus in his life so as to commune with his god. To this end Kurt will lay face down in Rundle Mall, shirtless, with a sign asking non believers to walk over his back. To his thinking if heathens are going to denigrate believers like him then it is incumbent on him to suffer such denigration in the way in which the mocked and abused Jesus did. Kurt wants feel aggrieved when others insult him so that he can find comfort in the grace of the Lord. He says it re-enforces to him that he is an island of light in a the world full of lost doomed souls. Believers will be asked to tend to Kurt's wounds and to comfort him when he cries out "Why have you forsaken me". Kurt showed an EAP corespondent a sandwich board which will also be displayed next to him featuring passages from Isaiah 53.

Kurt will welcome even the heels of stilettos. "Jesus had nails driven into him. The least I can do is allow the the worldly unworthy  whores to dig in their dirty heels into his wounds. Kurt is not new to this sort worship. He has visited the Philippines and allowed himself to be crucified along with dozens of others at Easter time.

According to Kurt he and his wife Tammy both enjoy punishment at the hands of each other. Says Kurt, "Ours is a very happy union of souls, joined together at the hands of suffering heaped on by others in this world and we are looking forward to a glorious reunion with our Lord and Saviour, Amen, world without end".

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