Pope not dead - now being seen all over the world

Another EAP piece I posted to alt. atheism in 2005.
EAP. Rome April 9 2005: In spite of a funeral attended by hundreds of thousands and watched by hundreds of million live on TV including 800,000 at one public gathering in Krakow reports are coming in from around the world of sightings of the pontiff in an apparently healthy state and a radiant smile.

People walking home from the public funeral gathering reported seeing Pope John Paul in side streets. Reports are that he smiled radiantly and placed his arm over one woman's tear soaked shoulder. The woman who wants to be known only as Anastasica said she simply felt heavenly in his presence and she felt her grief lift. "I am going to put this sweater in a glass case for ever. It has been touched by a saint".

In the Giza strip in Tokyo several Japanese Christians reportedly saw the pope. The two girls concerned bowed to him Japanese style. In response the pope smiled and waved his hand. "We were just so happy to see him the two girls said. "He knew we were awfully grieved and he comforted us even though we were in his presence for just seconds.

Reports are coming in from Hong Kong, Manila, Baghdad, Dublin to Rome itself. Hundred of reports are coming of papal sightings from the narrow streets around the Vatican. On one of the chartered trains from Rome to Warsaw sighting were reported. Old actors who knew Karol in his younger days have also reported visitations from their old friend.

And John Paul has not been limited to the ground. In LA Durt Handorft said he did not see the funeral as he was flying back from New York but at the appointed time found himself thinking of the pope and tears welled up in his eyes. But on his way to the toilet the pope in all his vestments was sitting in a spare seat. Durt said "I just felt so much better". "I knew he was going to a much better place and that there was no reason to feel sad and I know I'm going where to where he's going". "As far as I am concerned John Paul is going to be bigger than Elvis" Durt enthused.



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