Christian woman charged with murder and cannibalism on wedding night
EAP: Patrica Lock (nee Hull) is a devoted Christian and an active member Fritzroy Church of the True Epitonomy of the Returning Lamb Charismatic Congregation or "Fitzpitz" for short. They see themselves as a lighthouse of the good Lord in a stormy sea of darkness. They believe it is the very church in which the Lamb of God will first appear when he returns, just north of Melbourne. Miss Hull had been promoted to assistant pastor after the founder and pastor of the church Bent Crook faced prison for financial irregularities and was relieved of his duties.
Miss Hull met and became besotted with Noel Lock, the new pastor who had left another church under cloudy circumstances. Miss Hull took over a Sunday School class of his when Mr Lock failed the police check needed before working with children. The two became close and constant companions. They would embrace each other in fear and comfort when watching nature documentaries explaining the process of evolution. For both Hull and Lock the dangers of evil evolutionary scientists were the justifications for all the social evils of godless heathens seen around them. It was only natural that with the passage of time that Mr Lock would propose to Miss Hull and she accepted. Congregation members joked that the enormous rock on Pat's ring finger provided resistance exercise training for her hand. A pastor's financial resources can be substantial. Soon her Rolls Royce would often be seen parked next to his Rolls Royce outside his home.
One day walking down Brunswick Street Miss Hull was assorted by 2 evolutionists preaching their message of eternal genetic hell, from ribosomes she came and back to ribosomes she would return, pushing literature into her hands as they were holding high a model of the DNA double helix to push the holy spirit out of her body. Miss Hull was deeply disturbed about what will happen to her as a result. She knew that all neo nazis were godless evolutionists and that all abortions always happened after acceptance of the Theory of Evolution. She prayed, Mr Lock prayed for her soul, they both prayed all night long in his house until the sun rose. Dispite all this she still found herself irresistibly drawn to read biology text books from the library and visit biology related web sites. She was finding herself turning evolutionist.
Plans were the wedding were made and the church hall was decked out for the occasion. Even then she was fearful of what social evils would overcome her ability to live peaceably as a God fearing Christian now that she had all this forbidden knowledge, knowledge given her by Satan. She had eaten from the tree of knowledge as she had been commanded NOT to. She preached to her congregation not to eat of the tree which had so tempted her.
So it came that on that infamous night, the spirit of evolutionism overcame her love of Jesus and caused her to act out a well known drama in nature. The new Mrs Lock had acquired a great deal of knowledge of the mating habits of the praying mantis. It was after Mr Lock had carried the new Mrs Lock over the threshold and during the first embrace that her kiss turned into an excised mouthful. Mr Lock responded to this newly discovered sadomasochistic desire deep with him with ever more passion and she continued to follow up one mouthful after another in what became a second wedding breakfast of a most macabre variety. She knew she was doing the Devil's work but could not stop herself. Eventually he expired and she phoned the ambulance and the police.
Mrs Patrica Lock faced arraignment in court today and entered a plea of guilty. She was refused bail on the basis that her life was in danger. This followed a posting of a Youtube video by My Lock's family promising God's vengeance upon this fallen angel of the church. The court has ordered a psychiatric report be compiled on Mrs Lock.
Tim Hurst, a spokesman for the congregation and a member said it was all very sad and really demonstrated the dangers of evolution. Mr Husrt said "When people learn about how animals evolve they themselves become animals. fundamentalist churches across the state call on the government to take action to stop evolutionists from harassing innocent members of the public on the street or there will be more such incidents. Who will save our children? We MUST stop evolution before more people get hurt."
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Evil Atheist Press March 2019
Miss Hull met and became besotted with Noel Lock, the new pastor who had left another church under cloudy circumstances. Miss Hull took over a Sunday School class of his when Mr Lock failed the police check needed before working with children. The two became close and constant companions. They would embrace each other in fear and comfort when watching nature documentaries explaining the process of evolution. For both Hull and Lock the dangers of evil evolutionary scientists were the justifications for all the social evils of godless heathens seen around them. It was only natural that with the passage of time that Mr Lock would propose to Miss Hull and she accepted. Congregation members joked that the enormous rock on Pat's ring finger provided resistance exercise training for her hand. A pastor's financial resources can be substantial. Soon her Rolls Royce would often be seen parked next to his Rolls Royce outside his home.
One day walking down Brunswick Street Miss Hull was assorted by 2 evolutionists preaching their message of eternal genetic hell, from ribosomes she came and back to ribosomes she would return, pushing literature into her hands as they were holding high a model of the DNA double helix to push the holy spirit out of her body. Miss Hull was deeply disturbed about what will happen to her as a result. She knew that all neo nazis were godless evolutionists and that all abortions always happened after acceptance of the Theory of Evolution. She prayed, Mr Lock prayed for her soul, they both prayed all night long in his house until the sun rose. Dispite all this she still found herself irresistibly drawn to read biology text books from the library and visit biology related web sites. She was finding herself turning evolutionist.
Plans were the wedding were made and the church hall was decked out for the occasion. Even then she was fearful of what social evils would overcome her ability to live peaceably as a God fearing Christian now that she had all this forbidden knowledge, knowledge given her by Satan. She had eaten from the tree of knowledge as she had been commanded NOT to. She preached to her congregation not to eat of the tree which had so tempted her.
So it came that on that infamous night, the spirit of evolutionism overcame her love of Jesus and caused her to act out a well known drama in nature. The new Mrs Lock had acquired a great deal of knowledge of the mating habits of the praying mantis. It was after Mr Lock had carried the new Mrs Lock over the threshold and during the first embrace that her kiss turned into an excised mouthful. Mr Lock responded to this newly discovered sadomasochistic desire deep with him with ever more passion and she continued to follow up one mouthful after another in what became a second wedding breakfast of a most macabre variety. She knew she was doing the Devil's work but could not stop herself. Eventually he expired and she phoned the ambulance and the police.
Mrs Patrica Lock faced arraignment in court today and entered a plea of guilty. She was refused bail on the basis that her life was in danger. This followed a posting of a Youtube video by My Lock's family promising God's vengeance upon this fallen angel of the church. The court has ordered a psychiatric report be compiled on Mrs Lock.
Tim Hurst, a spokesman for the congregation and a member said it was all very sad and really demonstrated the dangers of evolution. Mr Husrt said "When people learn about how animals evolve they themselves become animals. fundamentalist churches across the state call on the government to take action to stop evolutionists from harassing innocent members of the public on the street or there will be more such incidents. Who will save our children? We MUST stop evolution before more people get hurt."
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Evil Atheist Press March 2019
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