Christian Tilting Against Airplanes Killed On Runway
EAP: A tragedy occurred at Sydney's Kingsford Smith International Airport when in what appears to have been a failure of security as a monk climbed up from Botany Bay near Brighton le Sands on to the runway jutting into the bay to do battle with the evil ones carrying a bible in one hand and a lance in the other. Air traffic had to be directed to other airports and many flights were cancelled or delayed causing chaos for passengers at Australia's busiest airport.
At issue for the Christian, named Ken Clarkson, were attendees at a secular atheist convention. Clarkson had on several occasions interrupted speakers with with horn blowing to, as he said, drive the demons from the room. He had told security staff member, Don Fullam, "The reason trumpets are used in battle and in heaven is because demons hate the noise and will readily depart en mass when horns and trumpets are blown." On several occasions Clarkson was escorted from the convention by security reading from his bible held in one hand and his horn held in the other as he did the Lord's work. Clarkson's obsession stepped up when he started stalking several speakers into restaurants and hotels to "bring them salvation" with both the bible word and the ear piercing volume of his horn. His MO was to start preaching from his bible until his target would start logically refuting what was preached; at which point Clarkson would respond with blowing his horn to "drive out the demons".
Clarkson was arrested in full monk regalia of his robe and hood and released on bail. He has previously appeared before the court with breaking and entering a pub cellar drilling leaks into all the beer kegs and with entering a gambling venue and turning over poker machines. During his stalking sessions he overheard the departure details of some speakers following the conclusion of the convention. It seems most were leaving on the same flight. Police speculate that Clarkson was determined not to let the speakers leave Australia before hearing the bible and confessing their evil ways.
Clarkson, as far as has been determined, was not affiliated with any particular church but spent a year wondering about the far west of the west eating berries and insects in his robe carrying his begging bowl, bible and horn following his release from a psychiatric hospital. He made himself a monk. It was out in the desert when he heard voices giving him his mission to go forth and preach the gospel to the materialistic hedonistic world. He kept mostly to himself but a local Menindee resident Jim Kapper had an encouter with the monk when he pulled him out of Lake Menindee when the sand bar just inches below the surface dropped away bringing an end the illusion that that he was "walking on water". "He kept muttering how he was like Peter who could not quite meet the standards of Jesus walking on water, a very weird man", Jim said. Later that day Clarkson was reported to be blowing his horn at the roar of water flowing through the weir gates of Lake Pamarmaroo.
At the conclusion of the convention Clarkson stole a boat from a nearby marina and carrying his bible and a lance and headed out to the runway, clambering up the side and stepping into the path of a jet striking out with his lance, shouting holy homilies. Authorities have not given details of the injuries but the pilot gave a "pan" warning to air traffic control and was given permission to land in order for one of the engines to be checked out for damage. All air traffic needed to be diverted or delayed while investigators and cleaners tended the scene of the tragedy. Confusion reigned in both the domestic and international terminals for passengers. Said Captain Michael Thomas, "This was so bizarre as though the monk was tilting at the plane like a later day Don Quixote. I couldn't hear what he was saying but he was very energetic. Who know what damage could have been done by splinters of the lance to the engine or hydraulic lines."
Air traffic resumed as normal later in the evening.
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Evil Atheist Press, April 2019
At issue for the Christian, named Ken Clarkson, were attendees at a secular atheist convention. Clarkson had on several occasions interrupted speakers with with horn blowing to, as he said, drive the demons from the room. He had told security staff member, Don Fullam, "The reason trumpets are used in battle and in heaven is because demons hate the noise and will readily depart en mass when horns and trumpets are blown." On several occasions Clarkson was escorted from the convention by security reading from his bible held in one hand and his horn held in the other as he did the Lord's work. Clarkson's obsession stepped up when he started stalking several speakers into restaurants and hotels to "bring them salvation" with both the bible word and the ear piercing volume of his horn. His MO was to start preaching from his bible until his target would start logically refuting what was preached; at which point Clarkson would respond with blowing his horn to "drive out the demons".
Clarkson was arrested in full monk regalia of his robe and hood and released on bail. He has previously appeared before the court with breaking and entering a pub cellar drilling leaks into all the beer kegs and with entering a gambling venue and turning over poker machines. During his stalking sessions he overheard the departure details of some speakers following the conclusion of the convention. It seems most were leaving on the same flight. Police speculate that Clarkson was determined not to let the speakers leave Australia before hearing the bible and confessing their evil ways.
Clarkson, as far as has been determined, was not affiliated with any particular church but spent a year wondering about the far west of the west eating berries and insects in his robe carrying his begging bowl, bible and horn following his release from a psychiatric hospital. He made himself a monk. It was out in the desert when he heard voices giving him his mission to go forth and preach the gospel to the materialistic hedonistic world. He kept mostly to himself but a local Menindee resident Jim Kapper had an encouter with the monk when he pulled him out of Lake Menindee when the sand bar just inches below the surface dropped away bringing an end the illusion that that he was "walking on water". "He kept muttering how he was like Peter who could not quite meet the standards of Jesus walking on water, a very weird man", Jim said. Later that day Clarkson was reported to be blowing his horn at the roar of water flowing through the weir gates of Lake Pamarmaroo.
At the conclusion of the convention Clarkson stole a boat from a nearby marina and carrying his bible and a lance and headed out to the runway, clambering up the side and stepping into the path of a jet striking out with his lance, shouting holy homilies. Authorities have not given details of the injuries but the pilot gave a "pan" warning to air traffic control and was given permission to land in order for one of the engines to be checked out for damage. All air traffic needed to be diverted or delayed while investigators and cleaners tended the scene of the tragedy. Confusion reigned in both the domestic and international terminals for passengers. Said Captain Michael Thomas, "This was so bizarre as though the monk was tilting at the plane like a later day Don Quixote. I couldn't hear what he was saying but he was very energetic. Who know what damage could have been done by splinters of the lance to the engine or hydraulic lines."
Air traffic resumed as normal later in the evening.
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Evil Atheist Press, April 2019
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