School Scripture Teacher Crucifies live Piglet in Playground
EAP: Parents and teachers are aghast at the latest extreme stunt by Denis Shorter, a brimstone fundamentalist pastor who takes advantage of compulsory religious scripture class state public schools in New South Wales, offered to church ministers, priests and pastors to take one period a week to instruct children in their particular denominations. The policy has bipartisan political support across the board although it is a sore point for secularists who believe public school is no place for religious mumbo jumbo.
The Flamboyant pastor visits a Sydney western suburbs public school and spends his half hour shouting, screaming and gesticulating wildly, so much so that the Catholic class instructed by Father O'Brien next door has on several occasions complained of the volume of his instructive delivery. One technique used by the pastor is to catch the eye of one student during a delivery walk up to that student screaming and shouting, only stopping a few centimeters or an inch of the student's eyes. Mary Williams, the mother of Hoppy Williams, said, "Hoppy came home a few weeks ago in tears and shaking to the point she was waking up at night to nightmares".
Shorter for his part believes it is proper to put the fear of God into his young students aged six to nine. He explained, "Children come to know Jesus best when they are scared. Creating a momentary crisis creates in the child an opening and need for the comfort for Jesus to bestow. If the comfort of the heathen materialist hedonistic world is not shaken then they can not come to know Christ. Suffer the little children because out of suffering comes deliverance. First comes the fear of God and then comes the love of Jesus"
Samantha Biggs watched in horror screaming as Shorter whipped down a broom handle towards her head just pulling up quickly within an inch of her head. Students who have felt sleepy or bored in class have been shouted at into their ears at volume and threatened with hell. Very often the class ends with a few children in tears. Many complaints have been made but the pastor is unrepentant. However after his last effort his school scripture days are now over.
As an Easter instruction class Shorter brought a crate containing a piglet and an apparatus being a cross mounted on a base. The entire class was marched out of the classroom for the lesson to be given in the playground. He took out a hammer and nails, tied the piglet up and hammered in the first nail. The piglet squealed in pain upsetting all the children. Shorter responded, "If you think this is bad, just imagine what is going to happen to you when you GO TO HELL. When you are screaming in absolutely unimaginable pain which NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER goes away in a million trillion zillion years. The suffering of this piglet is symbolic of the suffering of Christ and that suffering may save you just as Christ's suffering saved the world."
Next Shorter commanded a boy to pick up a hammer and bang in the next nail. He refused and ran away in tears. Shorter had to drive in the remaining nails. After this was done and the piglet had expired he made 6 of the children stick their fingers into the holes, just as Jesus had asked a doubting Thomas to do. Finally Shorter painted a red cross in pig's blood on the foreheads of each child as in the Passover story.
Authorities have confirmed that the pastor is being investigated for animal cruelty and may face various charges. The principal has bared Shorter from visiting the school in future. The evangelical church Shorter works for issued a statement, "This terrible situation must not overshadow the essential work of delivering the Lord's message to the next up and coming generation going through the public school system." The department of Education has reaffirmed the value of allowing religious workers into public schools but regrets this particular occurrence.
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Evil Atheist Press, April 2019
The Flamboyant pastor visits a Sydney western suburbs public school and spends his half hour shouting, screaming and gesticulating wildly, so much so that the Catholic class instructed by Father O'Brien next door has on several occasions complained of the volume of his instructive delivery. One technique used by the pastor is to catch the eye of one student during a delivery walk up to that student screaming and shouting, only stopping a few centimeters or an inch of the student's eyes. Mary Williams, the mother of Hoppy Williams, said, "Hoppy came home a few weeks ago in tears and shaking to the point she was waking up at night to nightmares".
Shorter for his part believes it is proper to put the fear of God into his young students aged six to nine. He explained, "Children come to know Jesus best when they are scared. Creating a momentary crisis creates in the child an opening and need for the comfort for Jesus to bestow. If the comfort of the heathen materialist hedonistic world is not shaken then they can not come to know Christ. Suffer the little children because out of suffering comes deliverance. First comes the fear of God and then comes the love of Jesus"
Samantha Biggs watched in horror screaming as Shorter whipped down a broom handle towards her head just pulling up quickly within an inch of her head. Students who have felt sleepy or bored in class have been shouted at into their ears at volume and threatened with hell. Very often the class ends with a few children in tears. Many complaints have been made but the pastor is unrepentant. However after his last effort his school scripture days are now over.
As an Easter instruction class Shorter brought a crate containing a piglet and an apparatus being a cross mounted on a base. The entire class was marched out of the classroom for the lesson to be given in the playground. He took out a hammer and nails, tied the piglet up and hammered in the first nail. The piglet squealed in pain upsetting all the children. Shorter responded, "If you think this is bad, just imagine what is going to happen to you when you GO TO HELL. When you are screaming in absolutely unimaginable pain which NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER goes away in a million trillion zillion years. The suffering of this piglet is symbolic of the suffering of Christ and that suffering may save you just as Christ's suffering saved the world."
Next Shorter commanded a boy to pick up a hammer and bang in the next nail. He refused and ran away in tears. Shorter had to drive in the remaining nails. After this was done and the piglet had expired he made 6 of the children stick their fingers into the holes, just as Jesus had asked a doubting Thomas to do. Finally Shorter painted a red cross in pig's blood on the foreheads of each child as in the Passover story.
Authorities have confirmed that the pastor is being investigated for animal cruelty and may face various charges. The principal has bared Shorter from visiting the school in future. The evangelical church Shorter works for issued a statement, "This terrible situation must not overshadow the essential work of delivering the Lord's message to the next up and coming generation going through the public school system." The department of Education has reaffirmed the value of allowing religious workers into public schools but regrets this particular occurrence.
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Evil Atheist Press, April 2019
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