Dicky McGeezacs to erect shrine to "the thing", inspired by Joe Biden.
EAP: Detroit City Saturday. As a result of Democratic candidate Joe Biden renaming God or "the creator" to "the thing" life time devotee and firm believer in a god, Dicky McGeezacs, has taken it upon himself to inform the nation of the change in name of the Christian god. The god was Formerly known in various incarnations as El, Elohim, Jehovah as well as "the creator" among others.
Hopeful Presidential candidate, Joe Biden, inadvertently found himself doing the thing's work by announcing the creator's new name as "the thing" when quoting, and altering, the Declaration of Independence to "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by, you know, 'the thing'". It is speculated that half of of Joe's awareness and consciousness is already on the other side, and with what remains to soon follow.
Dicky McGeezacs told EAP that he thought this was an excellent idea and said that "the thing" truly does move in mysterious ways. He said, "Joe is open to these new ideas but I dispute the idea that his brain is so open as to have fallen out everywhere. It's simply not true. God, or rather "THE THING" is moving Joe and thy will be done."
To this end Dicky McGeezacs has brought an old abandoned church in his dilapidated city for a song and will turn it into a shrine to "the thing". "We all know the thing", Dicky said. He continued, "I think it is inspired, and inspired by 'the thing' at that for Joe could never be so inspiring. 'The thing' is as vague a concept as is possible and therefore impervious to attacks of logic and reason. Who really can deny the existence of a 'thing' so poorly described by its name." With this reasoning Dicky McGeezacs has reduced the god to a small enough entity that he can hide in any gap of knowledge, no matter how small.
The Detroit Shrine to The Thing will be consecrated next Sunday. Already artists are busy envisioning what a thing could look like and many of their impressions will line the walls of the new shrine.
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Evil Atheist Press
March 2020
Hopeful Presidential candidate, Joe Biden, inadvertently found himself doing the thing's work by announcing the creator's new name as "the thing" when quoting, and altering, the Declaration of Independence to "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by, you know, 'the thing'". It is speculated that half of of Joe's awareness and consciousness is already on the other side, and with what remains to soon follow.
Dicky McGeezacs told EAP that he thought this was an excellent idea and said that "the thing" truly does move in mysterious ways. He said, "Joe is open to these new ideas but I dispute the idea that his brain is so open as to have fallen out everywhere. It's simply not true. God, or rather "THE THING" is moving Joe and thy will be done."
To this end Dicky McGeezacs has brought an old abandoned church in his dilapidated city for a song and will turn it into a shrine to "the thing". "We all know the thing", Dicky said. He continued, "I think it is inspired, and inspired by 'the thing' at that for Joe could never be so inspiring. 'The thing' is as vague a concept as is possible and therefore impervious to attacks of logic and reason. Who really can deny the existence of a 'thing' so poorly described by its name." With this reasoning Dicky McGeezacs has reduced the god to a small enough entity that he can hide in any gap of knowledge, no matter how small.
The Detroit Shrine to The Thing will be consecrated next Sunday. Already artists are busy envisioning what a thing could look like and many of their impressions will line the walls of the new shrine.
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Evil Atheist Press
March 2020
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