Exorcist Priest Arrested Trying to Exorcise Grounded Airplanes.
Exorcist Arrested Trying to Exorcise Grounded Airplanes.
EAP: A priest, Father Bernard Anura-Homme, has been arrested by the Australian Federal Police (AFP) after being spotted wandering on the tarmac of Kingsford Smith Airport in Mascot, Sydney. Police picked up a man dressed in a wet suit and breathing gear waving around a crucifix and bible in front of a grounded plane.
The man identified himself as Father Bernard Anuri-Homme, Dean of St Marks Theological College in Sydney, where he is head of the School of Exorcism.
Sargent Gordon Chambers addressed a news conference. The statement by the Sargent followed thus. "Father Bernard Anuri Homme has told the police that after learning about Kenneth Copeland not being being able to fly in a 'tube of demons' that even though the good pastor had not been ordained in the name of God under the Bishop of Rome. that he had come across an infestation of evil hiding in the world's air fleet in the form of a build up of residual demonic echoes over the years and decades. He believed that the demonic echo of so many millions of passengers over the years had manifested the current Covid-19 coronavirus pandemic. He believed airline passengers were vulnerable because many flyers were very troubled souls indeed. The priest had taken it upon himself to exorcise any grounded plane and rid it of any demonic presence left over from so many demonically processed passengers over the years. With most planes grounded for the duration he believed this was the best time to cleanse the air fleet. With this in mind Father Bernard Anuri-Homme donned a wet suit and scuba gear to swim across Botany Bay and clamber up the runway which extends out into the bay."
Head of security at Sydney Airport, Jake Welsh, also at the conference said, "Our staff noticed on their monitors a small figure in black just standing in front of an A320 holding a couple of objects which were later known to be a crucifix and a bible. The priest claimed to have exorcised the old Rozelle Psychiatric Hospital of all residual demonic influence which had built up in its history like tarter on one's teeth. He called himself 'God's dental hygienist'".
A reporter interrupted, "Is it true the priest did not believe the pandemic started in China?"
"Not exactly", Welsh replied and continued." He believed that the pandemic does not have a viral genesis but was the result of demons. He said it's not surprising that the pandemic came from China because it is the second largest aviation market plus it's a land of pagan unbelievers."
EAP has learned that Father Bernard Anuri-Homme had sought to gain an exorcising contract at the airport on an ongoing basis but his application had been turned down. An off the record quote is that staff had called Father Bernard Anuri-Homme a"Don Quixote" tilting at airplanes.
Father Bernard Anuri-Homme has been bailed to appear latter in court on charges subject to a condition that he does not leave the premises of his theological college.
The Sydney Archdiocese has not released any statement and has declined all requests for comments.
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Evil Atheist Press: May 2020
EAP: A priest, Father Bernard Anura-Homme, has been arrested by the Australian Federal Police (AFP) after being spotted wandering on the tarmac of Kingsford Smith Airport in Mascot, Sydney. Police picked up a man dressed in a wet suit and breathing gear waving around a crucifix and bible in front of a grounded plane.
The man identified himself as Father Bernard Anuri-Homme, Dean of St Marks Theological College in Sydney, where he is head of the School of Exorcism.
Sargent Gordon Chambers addressed a news conference. The statement by the Sargent followed thus. "Father Bernard Anuri Homme has told the police that after learning about Kenneth Copeland not being being able to fly in a 'tube of demons' that even though the good pastor had not been ordained in the name of God under the Bishop of Rome. that he had come across an infestation of evil hiding in the world's air fleet in the form of a build up of residual demonic echoes over the years and decades. He believed that the demonic echo of so many millions of passengers over the years had manifested the current Covid-19 coronavirus pandemic. He believed airline passengers were vulnerable because many flyers were very troubled souls indeed. The priest had taken it upon himself to exorcise any grounded plane and rid it of any demonic presence left over from so many demonically processed passengers over the years. With most planes grounded for the duration he believed this was the best time to cleanse the air fleet. With this in mind Father Bernard Anuri-Homme donned a wet suit and scuba gear to swim across Botany Bay and clamber up the runway which extends out into the bay."
Head of security at Sydney Airport, Jake Welsh, also at the conference said, "Our staff noticed on their monitors a small figure in black just standing in front of an A320 holding a couple of objects which were later known to be a crucifix and a bible. The priest claimed to have exorcised the old Rozelle Psychiatric Hospital of all residual demonic influence which had built up in its history like tarter on one's teeth. He called himself 'God's dental hygienist'".
A reporter interrupted, "Is it true the priest did not believe the pandemic started in China?"
"Not exactly", Welsh replied and continued." He believed that the pandemic does not have a viral genesis but was the result of demons. He said it's not surprising that the pandemic came from China because it is the second largest aviation market plus it's a land of pagan unbelievers."
EAP has learned that Father Bernard Anuri-Homme had sought to gain an exorcising contract at the airport on an ongoing basis but his application had been turned down. An off the record quote is that staff had called Father Bernard Anuri-Homme a"Don Quixote" tilting at airplanes.
Father Bernard Anuri-Homme has been bailed to appear latter in court on charges subject to a condition that he does not leave the premises of his theological college.
The Sydney Archdiocese has not released any statement and has declined all requests for comments.
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Evil Atheist Press: May 2020
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