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Pilots Raise Concern over the Prospect of Angel Strikes, MP Acts

EAP: Following the near miss of an angel strike a few weeks ago in Adelaide which was reported to authorities by 737 pilot Colin Holloway; many pilots around the world have raised concerns about the threat posed to aviation safety of a potential angel strike. Bird strikes have long been a concern for aviation safety but a recent spate of angel sightings by airline pilots passing through controlled flight paths has many pilots worried and some aviation regulation bodies are looking into the problem. While there has never been a reported angel strike with an aircraft, authorities are nonetheless concerned. Another reported near miss with an angel occurred in Washington DC, an unlikely location for angelic sightings of any sort, as Rick Hopkins and first officer Sally Mills were bringing an A320 airliner into Ronald Reagan Airport. The occasion was of an angel returning after an assignment of setting up a Holy Mother apparition. Having eminence in a higher domain angels are not subjec...

Dubai introduces cattle prods to manage airport passengers

Dubai introduces cattle prods to manage airport passengers  EAP: Dubai may be home to the world's tallest phallic analogue but it is also home to one of the busiest international airports in the world. Managing arrivals through customs in a smooth functioning manner is an ongoing challenge. This has been made more difficult by the differnt needs of the various religious creeds represented by airport staff. This has been particularity true of the Sunni Muslim majority and of Hindus. Both Hindus and Muslims have become discontented with the habits of the passengers they have to process through customs.  Said staff worker, Almed al Arsole "I am required to look, talk and handle the passports of pig eaters like Christians and Hindus. Sure, I'm fine with Indians. Pakistanis and Filipinos labouring day and night in unsafe and appalling work conditions to build the magnificent structures of our beautiful cit but to have to interact with them or to have so much as ...