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Pilots Raise Concern over the Prospect of Angel Strikes, MP Acts

EAP: Following the near miss of an angel strike a few weeks ago in Adelaide which was reported to authorities by 737 pilot Colin Holloway; many pilots around the world have raised concerns about the threat posed to aviation safety of a potential angel strike. Bird strikes have long been a concern for aviation safety but a recent spate of angel sightings by airline pilots passing through controlled flight paths has many pilots worried and some aviation regulation bodies are looking into the problem. While there has never been a reported angel strike with an aircraft, authorities are nonetheless concerned. Another reported near miss with an angel occurred in Washington DC, an unlikely location for angelic sightings of any sort, as Rick Hopkins and first officer Sally Mills were bringing an A320 airliner into Ronald Reagan Airport. The occasion was of an angel returning after an assignment of setting up a Holy Mother apparition. Having eminence in a higher domain angels are not subjec...

Christian Tilting Against Airplanes Killed On Runway

EAP: A tragedy occurred at Sydney's Kingsford Smith International Airport when in what appears to have been a failure of security as a monk climbed up from Botany Bay near Brighton le Sands on to the runway jutting into the bay to do battle with the evil ones carrying a bible in one hand and a lance in the other. Air traffic had to be directed to other airports and many flights were cancelled or delayed causing chaos for passengers at Australia's busiest airport. At issue for the Christian, named Ken Clarkson, were attendees at a secular atheist convention. Clarkson had on several occasions interrupted speakers with with horn blowing to, as he said, drive the demons from the room. He had told security staff member, Don Fullam, "The reason trumpets are used in battle and in heaven is because demons hate the noise and will readily depart en mass when horns and trumpets are blown." On several occasions Clarkson was escorted from the convention by security reading from ...