Jesus Makes an Appearence in the Notre Dame Fire
EAP: Amid all the stories surround the fire in the 850 year old cathedral in Paris, the Notre Dame Cathedral has come a report of a sighting of Jesus in the flames. An image can be seen here, https://drive.google.com/open?id=1nreV7c1kzvOmPz4bZpzxphyrVKuzouQE or http://tinyurl.com/pewr2bv . In an exclusive a deceased EAP reporter secured an interview with Jesus in Heaven about the sighting. Jesus was weighing up his options of how he, with all the superpowers at his disposal in the entire universe, would respond to this disaster. Jesus had first thought of dousing the fire and saving what on earth is one of his many homes. It is what anyone would do if they had the ability. Jesus is reported to have decided that a better impression would be made upon the faithful if he projected a hologram of himself in the flames. Why save your home when you can move people to tears with a horrifying image. "Heaven works like Hollywood. You have to break their hearts. Doing simple...