Meteorite Debris

EAP: 27 Dec 2022; This year ending soon of 2022 will go down as a terrible year so many people will like to forget and following the covid years of 2020 and 2021. Inflation, war, rising fuel prices and empty supermarket selves, On top of that comes the stockmarket crash and fraud and scams starting with the "Crocodile of Wall Street" AKA Razzle Khan through to FTX and Sam Bankman Fried.  One bright spot of good news comes from the other side. The families of their dear departed ones will no longer have to tape a coin to their foreheads to pay the ferryman, Charon, to cross the River Stix. Opening up on the first of January 2023 is a replacement cable stay bridge to allow the deceased to cross the River Stix without the need of the old ferryman.  It has been a couple of tough years for the old ferryman, catching covid numerous times from infected coins, resulting in a number of back logs as thousands of the dear departed had to wait for their ferryman to recover before finishi...

This is another from 2005 I posted to alt.atheism . Brisbane April 25 EAP. There was much excitement today as journalists took their seats at the Institute for Afterlife Studies, a body dedicated to sponsoring research into life after death, for what promised to be a spectacular event. It was promised that the late Queensland Premier Joh Bjelke-Petersen would make contact via a clairvoyant. A senor fellow of the institute, Madam Conusall entered the room and took the chair at the guest speaker's table. On the table was a crystal ball covered with a velvet cloth. Madam Conusall started rubbing the ball vigorously. She signaled to an assistant silently to dim the lights. Then to the sudden silence of all present she flung the cloth away. Mouths opened wide as a clear as video image appeared on the crystal ball and which seemingly gave a nod of recognition to some the the journalists present who had known Joh when he was Premier. And then Madam Conusall started to spea...

This is an old one dating to March 2005. Posted just after the death of atheist comedian Dave Allen. *** EAP. London March 13 2005. Reports from grieving relatives have confirmed the amazing recanting of his life long atheism of deceased comedian Dave Allen. Allen, who grew up with the hell and brimstone Catholicism of devote Ireland, made a career out of denigrating the faith of his childhood and religion in general in comedy sketches and stand up acts, though he was usually sitting down on a stool with a whiskey and cigarette while doing so. He was the first to impersonate the pope on prime time TV and pushed the limits of what was allowed for his time. He was considered a trail blazer among alternative comedians. Now it appears that the faith he made a career out of sending up was finally embraced by the ailing Allen in the last moments. Allen requested that a priest be present to give the last rites. Family members present arranged this and a priest took confes...