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EAP: In the aftermath of the closing down of a cruel Schrodinger Cat experiment which was conducted by the now disgraced Ralph Norman, a doctrinal student, one of the rescued cats, known by the experimenters as Schrodinger 7 or S7 and variously as "Lucky Cat", the "God Cat" or "9 Lives Pussy" by members of the public because she had survived so many experiments in the Schrodinger Apparatus now sits upon a comfortable hand embroided cushion on platform as the centre piece of the recently consecrated temple to her honour. The Schrodinger Apparatus is now on show in the Adelaide Museum of the Macabre. A sect known as the Adelaide New Age Aquarians organised to adopt Schrodinger 7 as their own believing that to have survived so many quantum events means she is a very old and extremely reincarnated soul and that in caring and revering her people can earn karma credits of their own. The temple is situated in an abandoned church in the suburb of Glenelg. Ms Daw...

EAP: Ralph Norman a Christian pastor at the Hillside Evangelical Witness Church who is also completing a doctrinal thesis in quantum physics titled " Of Cats and God " has been charged with animal cruelty by the police. In addition he is facing disciplinary charges from his campus at the Port Adelaide University of Technology. Mr Norman was hoping to combine his physics studies with his Christian faith. To this end he had enrolled in the world renowned respected accredited institution in preference to the Christian college where he had completed his divinity studies. His hypothesis was that the weirdness of quantum physics would be the area where divinity can be imaged. He had expanded the Schrodinger's Cat thought experiment to a third state of cat, no cat and echo of God. His thesis required more than just thought experiments. He needed observations. It was for this reason that had constructed an apparatus to exactly translate the result of a quantum reality when ob...