EAP: Eastboro Church Ministers to LGBT Departed
EAP: The minister of the Eastboro Church, Fred Heaps, and his congregation have determined that God requires them to minister to dead gays and trans people post burial. Not for them the disrespect for the dear departed during a burial service of the more infamous Westboro Church who were known for taunting surviving relatives and picketing funerals. Said Mr Heaps, "While Westboro may have put the 'fun' into 'funeral' with their recreational harassment, we will be putting the 'fun' into 'fundamentalist' principles of witnessing to sinners in the name of our LORD and Saviour, Jesus Christ, in a way which will be more respectful for the families concerned. We have no issue with surviving relatives, only their fallen loved ones". He continued, "Rather the Eastboro Church plans to exhume the dead, lift them out of their coffins and help them into a conversion chair, built for the purpose, preached to, and then to baptise in a full size tank o...