Meteorite Debris

EAP: Glaciologist Terry Marks suffered a loss in courts against Moon Alliance Insurance who had refused to pay up on a motor vehicle claim after it was established that God was angry enough with him to cause him to drive off the road. The insurance company accessed this to be an "Act of God" on which Moon Alliance had no obligation to pay. "We are not a charity and we will not pay up on a claim if the insured party has an adverse relationship with the Almighty", a company spokesman told EAP today. He continued, "Just as an owner has an obligation to maintain his or her vehicle in a safe condition so too must he mend spiritual bridges with the LORD if the normal functioning of his vehicle is contingent upon this. For example, the best use which can be made of a car is to drive it to church." In the High Court today Judge Pauline Jacks ruled in favour of Moon Alliance Insurance citing precedents involving the "Act of God" clause and that a citize...

EAP: Patrica Lock (nee Hull) is a devoted Christian and an active member Fritzroy Church of the True Epitonomy of the Returning Lamb Charismatic Congregation or "Fitzpitz" for short. They see themselves as a lighthouse of the good Lord in a stormy sea of darkness. They believe it is the very church in which the Lamb of God will first appear when he returns, just north of Melbourne. Miss Hull had been promoted to assistant pastor after the founder and pastor of the church Bent Crook faced prison for financial irregularities and was relieved of his duties. Miss Hull met and became besotted with Noel Lock, the new pastor who had left another church under cloudy circumstances. Miss Hull took over a Sunday School class of his when Mr Lock failed the police check needed before working with children. The two became close and constant companions. They would embrace each other in fear and comfort when watching nature documentaries explaining the process of evolution. For both Hull a...