Cat Temple Opens in Adelaide
EAP: In the aftermath of the closing down of a cruel Schrodinger Cat experiment which was conducted by the now disgraced Ralph Norman, a doctrinal student, one of the rescued cats, known by the experimenters as Schrodinger 7 or S7 and variously as "Lucky Cat", the "God Cat" or "9 Lives Pussy" by members of the public because she had survived so many experiments in the Schrodinger Apparatus now sits upon a comfortable hand embroided cushion on platform as the centre piece of the recently consecrated temple to her honour. The Schrodinger Apparatus is now on show in the Adelaide Museum of the Macabre. A sect known as the Adelaide New Age Aquarians organised to adopt Schrodinger 7 as their own believing that to have survived so many quantum events means she is a very old and extremely reincarnated soul and that in caring and revering her people can earn karma credits of their own. The temple is situated in an abandoned church in the suburb of Glenelg. Ms Daw...