Evangelist to rebuild Tower of Babel
Evangelist to rebuild Tower of Babel EAP: Fresh from his efforts of erecting the Super Tsunami Encounter and the Miracles Museum evangelist Ken Spam, founder of the "Answers in Tea Leaves" web site and formerly of the "Creative Science Foundation" has now announced his next big project as the rebuilding the famous Tower of Babel which he believes was responsible for the proliferation of the many different languages seen in the world today. Linguistic experts at the ATL web site anticipate a new flowering of lingual evolution following the building of the tower. According to Ken when God acts big life responds and shapes up quickly. "Just look at the extremely rapid evolution of kinds into a multitude of families, genera and species following the Noahian flood. So too we expect a 100 or 1000 fold increase in the number of languages following the Tower of Babel 2. The confusion caused will surely help to initiate the second coming and the tribul...